Independence Day

Everyone who knows me would not be shocked to hear I want to be in charge of my day-to-day life. This is not a new phenomenon.  Frequently, a struggle exists between myself, and my husband and daughter, who have insinuated that my memory is "convenient" and I only recall things that fit my agenda.  On occasion, my family finds my recall to be somewhat amusing.

Example: While in the hospital after my second craniotomy, one of my nurses was named Hope.  At a certain point, I inquired how much notice Hope would need to assist me in going to the bathroom.  She appeared confused by the question.  She then indicated I only needed to push the buzzer and she would come help me.

I elaborated that I didn't want to wait until the last minute because it would take some time to unhook everything before I could proceed to the restroom.  Next, Hope informed me that I would not be getting out of bed and going to the restroom.  Rather, she would provide a bedpan.  This made me very unhappy.  By the way, after my first craniotomy I did use a catheter, but otherwise absolutely insisted on going to the restroom to use the toilet.

Per Keith and Melissa, I then responded I would just “hold it” and wait until I was allowed to get out of bed.  Additionally, I retorted (in the nicest way of course), "I thought your name was Hope but you are actually not Hope.  You're Hopeless."  Snap.  Although, this comment did not seem to ruffle Nurse Hope one bit.  

Conveniently, I did not recall this exchange until my family reminded me of it. In other instances, Keith and Melissa insist that I twist what the doctor says to fit my own desired outcome. They are quick to provide me with 'clarification' or don't hesitate to tell me, "That is NOT what the doctor told you."

Well, I am happy to report that both my neurosurgeon and my oncologist have indicated

• I no longer require around-the-clock supervision.
• I can try driving again. 
• I can return to work part-time, at the end of next week.  

As this is absolutely factual, and not an elucidation on my part, I am thrilled!